Absolutely no answers
The computer-animal comedy movie The Secret Life of Pets would have us thinking that our pets can get into all sorts of hijinks when nobody’s around. This might be the case, but we don’t have photographic evidence to prove this claim. That is, until today.

As you can see, the dog in the middle appears to be some high-ranking officer that’s free to sniff however many butts as he wishes. Of course, this doesn’t make any sense at all, but it’s the only explanation we can think of. Sometimes, life is full of mysteries, and perhaps we’ll never get the full story behind this picture.