Don’t have children
The woman who posted this embarrassing message on social media wishes that she could decide who the father of her baby is. Even though you can’t decide your own dad, you can decide who the dad of your children will be. And perhaps men all over the world will think twice before choosing her to become their bride.
Admittedly, this is a hilarious post, and the comments section was full of knee-slapping one-liners. However, we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she was talking about her dad, not her child’s dad. She might have been venting about her personal problems.