Called the AAA to help the AAA guy
For those who don’t know, AAA (American Automobile Association) is an organization that consists of countless motorist clubs across the US. The AAA offers all sorts of services, including roadside assistance and fetching keys from locked cars.
After this motorist locked his car keys inside of his vehicle, he alerted the AA of his predicament. One AAA guy came to assess the situation and returned to his vehicle to get his tools, only to discover that his keys were locked inside of his car. He, in turn, had to call another AAA guy for help. Legend has it that there are a zillion AAA guys and cars on his driveway right now.