Patients, young grasshopper
Patients is a virtue and don’t you forget it. If necessary, get it tattooed on your wrist to let others know. Remember to post your new tattoo online for the entire world to see. We seriously hope that this is a medical professional, otherwise they would look real silly with their misspelled tat.

Don’t for a second blame the tattoo artist. He or she will ask you to spell-check the tattoo you want before inking you up. If you’re unsure of how to spell a word, check a dictionary, or perform a Google search. Or don’t do either and let the world laugh at your new ridiculous tattoo.