Birthday wishes
Facebook has a lot of wonderful features that help you save time and stay in touch with your friends. For example, this handy text message service to let you know when someone’s birthday has arrived.

It is quite important that you read the actual messages, though. Otherwise, you’ll miss the part where it says that whatever you reply will be posted on our friend’s wall. Unless he really hates April, I’m guessing this was a mistake. He’s definitely got some explaining to do, and perhaps can we suggest buying a present?