Hot frog
Sometimes when you’re hungry you see food everywhere. Wishful thinking leads us to spy cake or chocolate or steak like a cartoon character. At first glance at this picture does look exactly like a hot dog with a dollop of wasabi on the end (and I had lunch recently).
The second look paints a rather different picture and one which is as far away from a weird Japanese/American fusion meal as possible. But what did he think the drain was? Some sort of weird cooking station?