Wash your mouth out
This little story begins so enthusiastically, with someone simply wanting to show off their new purchase. Who hasn’t come back from the shops excited at their new shampoo and immediately had to go on social media to tell everyone how great it is?
So far, so (kinda) normal. Mistaking the word scented for flavored isn’t too bad, it probably happens all the time. We’ll let him have that one. DOubling down on his mistake and checking whether it is actually flavored was a terrible idea. He deserves to vomit, and then hand in his decision-making privileges immediately.