Where does this guy shop?! Also, does he pay attention to the aisle names? I’m almost certain that the last time I went to the supermarket the salad vegetables were in a totally different (signposted) place to the bouquets of flowers.
Or does he just wander the aisle, picking up things that he thinks are pretty? In which case I’m looking forward to the day when Wallmart comes out with a particularly beautiful bottle of bleach and he has to explain it to his girlfriend when he brings it home with a bow.