The brutally honest
“Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be somebody else.” – Hearing the truth isn’t always easy, but sometimes it’s necessary, so this guy decided to be the bearer of unfortunate news.

This guy was simply trying to give his class mates some sound proof advice, and he’s not trying to sugar coat it. This is a funny quote, but not too optimistic, and gain, this probably isn’t how he’s going to remember his school years.