I believe that if you disrespect the bride, you will get what you want.
Conventions that are not written down but are expected to be followed during weddings are numerous. There is a widespread notion that the bride is entitled to whatever she desires in marriage. It’s not impossible, but it has to make sense first. It will happen if it’s even somewhat possible. It would appear that the bride was in the mood for a substantial amount of bacon.
The high salt concentration in bacon induces water retention, which in turn contributes to swollen ankles; nevertheless, you won’t notice any change in your waistline during the first few days of eating it. Because of this, it’s possible that her fingers would swell up into sausages, which will make it more challenging for her to put on a new ring.