A pistol, not a rifle
More toilet humor jokes, this list is filled with them and we hope that you don’t mind. Toilet humor is actually one of our guilty pleasures in life and we hate how much we love it. Sure anyone can make an intelligent joke, but there is something about the simplicity of a toilet joke that gets us going.
Who knows what it is about potty humor, but this sign captured the spirit of it perfectly. It lets everyone know that no matter how ‘blessed’ they think they are, at the end of the day, they are holding a pistol, not a rifle. So stand close to the urinal and don’t make a mess.