Sis, You did a Fantastic Job.
Our siblings have had to put up with our complete and utter stupidity for years, so it comes as no surprise that Kyle got his comeuppance. His sister has caught on to his pranks, and he most certainly deserved to be called out on it. Our siblings are more familiar with us than we would like to believe. I’m confident that she had him identified as the sandwich thief from the very beginning of this ordeal.
Maybe if Kyle learned how to cook a delicious sandwich, he wouldn’t be so pessimistic about the whole thing. Allow me to assist you here, brother. Begin with two slices of bread and a generous dollop of delicious mayonnaise. Then top it with a delicious slab of gently salted turkey, at least two types of cheese, a single tomato, and a crunchy leaf of lettuce. Add a pinch of salt and pepper, and you’re good to go! Is there anyone else who is in the mood for a sandwich at the moment?