Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong
What in the name of all that is holy is going on here? Although we have heard of blunders occurring on live news broadcasts while they are in progress, this one appears to really take the cake. It would appear that the news anchors themselves, as opposed to their guests or the subjects that they are reporting on, have completely lost it and are now viciously attacking one another.
Not only are they required to share one another, but the desk that they sit at together must also be shared between the two of them. Because of this, they are required to divide everything equally. What a brazen and egregious act of disobedience to the norms of law and order that have been established!