Tom Brady
Despite his lack of star quarterback confidence, Tom Brady looked like he knew how to dress for the prom in this photograph taken earlier this year. His suit jacket was missing, and we’re not sure what happened to it, but he still had the rest of his attire, which consisted of a shirt, vest, slacks, and a bow tie.
To be sure, Tom Brady would be the perfect prom date for his future wife, the Victoria’s Secret model Giselle Bundchen, but if that were not the case, Tom Brady would be an NFL quarterback married to Giselle Bundchen instead of a prom date.