Shakira
Shakira’s hips may not lie, but I am now wondering if her birth certificate does. Even at the age of forty-four, she doesn’t look a day over twenty-five. Somehow she managed to stop the aging process right around the time that she became a hit in the United States almost over twenty years ago.
She says that she stays looking young by wearing the highest SPF sunscreen and moisturizing, but that can’t be it. Shakira hasn’t aged a day since 1998. What kind of sunscreen and moisturizer are you using exactly? Is it a magical sunscreen? What kind of otherworldly creature gave you this “moisturizer”?