Too Much Dress
Don’t wear this one if you want to dance the night away. It could make the Guinness World Book of Records for the dress with the longest and thickest train. But this could be the perfect dress if you want to lounge around on the side of the wedding. Let’s say you don’t want to dance formally in front of hundreds of wedding guests so you decide that you’ll wear this dress and you’ll have the best excuse to be able to skip the dancing and just sit on your wedding throne and look impossibly hard to get – like a real-life princess – sort of.
