No political science students allowed
This job listing is one hilarious disaster after another. The opening paragraph explains who the ideal candidates are based on how well the employer thinks they’ll get along. We can totally understand that art, architecture, and humanities students are the most relatable people out there.
If you’re a nurse or a student teacher, you’re also a good fit for this company. You also don’t need to worry about being hit on by the employer since, in his own words, you’re more awesome than he is. As for political science students, don’t even bother. This employer doesn’t get you and won’t make an effort to. The closing line paragraph is pure hilarity.