Looking for a rude, self-centered employee
Alright, even though this job listing is horrible, it’s still hilarious. We don’t know what’s going on behind the scenes at this company, but it’s pretty obvious that someone isn’t happy about working there. We appreciate the honesty, but all your job listing did was make us interested in working with you.
Apparently, this business is led by a bunch of schmucks with unbearable levels of self-importance. This company is looking for someone who is just as self-centered, probably not to fit in but to put the bosses in their place. Oh, and you’ll also be selling all sorts of junk at high prices.